Hello ... Dave?

Coming soon to a digital TV near you - a TV channel called Dave on the grounds that: "everyone knows a bloke called Dave".

I don't.

This must mean I'm a social outcast, a misfit stuck in Manchester in the 21st Century, because I don't know anyone called Dave. I've got a cousin called David, but that doesn't really count because he's not Dave.

Indeed, the only Dave I can think of off-hand is the Dave who Papa Lazarou knows. Although no-one's ever seen him...

So are you a Dave? If you are, can I be a friend of yours?